Funny

I was going through some old emails and this is something one of my aunts sent awhile back and I still think it's funny everytime I read it.

Hell is where the Police are German;
The Chefs are British;
The Mechanics are French;
The Lovers are Swiss;
And it's all organized by the Italians.

Heaven is where the Police are British;
The Chefs are Italian;
The Mechanics are German;
The Lovers are French;
And it's all organized by the Swiss.